DITA VON TEESE SIGNING: The retro-glam star stops by the Hollywood Hennessey + Ingalls to sign her new book "Dita: Stripteese" (think flipbooks with a very flirty edge). Photographer Sheryl Nields is also behind the lavish tome. The burlesque performer signs from 7-9PM, which will leave you ample time to shop for the other shutterbugs on your holiday list.
HOLIDAY SHOW AT VELASLAVASAY PANORAMA: The entire title of this merry puppets-for-grown-ups performance, from Moira MacDonald and Julianna Parr, is on the lengthy side, so we'll list it here in full. It's also wonderfully clear: "The Sparkly Christmas Winter Holiday Hanukkah Nogstyle Christmas Show! (Recession Edition)." See it tonight and tomorrow at 8PM, Sunday at 7PM. $13
"RESERVOIR DOGS": It's the midnight show at the New Beverly. Rowdy, cinema-geeked-out fun. You probably know a few quotes. You might even want to wear a skinny tie. Why don't you?